Out of my mind.
Back in five minutes.
All things being
equal, fat people use more soap.
Always tell the
truth, even when you lie
A coward dies
a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
Every year more
than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
Gold-Lust!
I love cats...they
taste just like chicken
Ever stop to think,
and forget to start again?
Those who live
by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is fool-proof
to a sufficiently talented fool.
Reality is the
only obstacle to happiness.
Earn easy cash
in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
Ask me about microwaving
cats for fun and profit.
I said "no" to
drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
Sarcasm is just
one more service I offer.
The higher you
are, the farther you fall
Dont steal, the
government hates competition
Alcohol, the cause
and solution to all of life's problems!
Excerceise and
Diet... But you still Die.
I fear no man,
I've got a gun.
-=[Armed &
Dangerous]=-
{Straight Outta
Compton}
MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
Be nice to your
kids, they choose your nursing home.
Save water, Drink
beer.
Underground yet
mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
IS it just me,
or do monkeys taste like fish?
I came, I saw,
I drank, I forgot.
War does not determine
who is right, it determines who is left.
I bent my wookie.
Don't you think
that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
-={Rule Breaker}=-
[Large and in
charge]
Why be difficult,
when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Working is for
people who don't know how to fish.
Beauty is in the
eye of the beer holder.
He who laughs
last thinks slowest.
There are many
many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames.
==HellRaiser==
Avoid hangovers
by staying drunk.
(#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
God made beer
God made wine God made me so damn fine
If I want your
opinion, I will rattle your cage.
Why are you looking
at me like I'm weird?
Born 2 XLR-8
-=You better excercise
caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-
My imaginary friend
thinks your crazy.
Yesterday it worked,
today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
Reality is the
only obstacle to happiness!
-Your still ugly,
Pass me another beer-
A wise monkey
never monkies with another monkey's monkey
Everytime I see
ur face. I wish I was in outer space :P
(*)Theres always
a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
I'm not lazy,
I'm just happy doing nothing.
× nEvEr × wAnTeD×
To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
[One by one the
penguins steal my sanity]
I'm not smiling
at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)
Everywhere is
within walking distance if you have the time
I have had a perfectly
wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
IM THINKING....
BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!